So, I have an idea. As mentioned a few days ago, Provo is evicting me out of a house that I technically don’t live in. Physically I do, yes, but on paper I don’t. My car is registered to my parents Alpine Address. I’m registered to vote in Alpine. My Drivers License says I live in Alpine. My bills all go to Alpine. On paper, I live in Alpine. This is my defense against Provo’s corrupt order to evict me, but even if I appeal I’m positive I’d lose. And if I lose I have to pay any and all fines and fees that were associated with my appeal. Thanks Provo. Way to give someone an easy opportunity to defend themselves. Ha! Guilty until proven innocent, that’s how it works anymore. It’s so wrong.
Anyways, I hatched an idea this morning to go down to City Hall and apply to run for Provo City Council in hopes that they’ll deny my request as I don’t live in Provo. At least on paper, and for this instance that’s where it counts, on paper. Once that gets proven, I’d go to zoning and ask them how they can legally evict me from a home that I am not recognized as living in in Provo. Take that, you socialist pigs! Bring on the Revolution!
Seriously though… Provo Government needs a serious overhaul. Billings needs to go, students need more than one member on the city council… the list goes on. To me, The Government should function in such a way that you aren’t even aware it’s there; public life goes on as normal and the government just works in the background. Unfortunately, in Provo, you’re more than aware the government is at work because they just harass and make noise and do all they can to get attention. And, in my case, all they can do to get you to leave town. Very welcoming.
