My Solution to Global Warming
Alright, I’ve let it out that I’m not a remote believer in Global Warming. I am perfectly okay with lessening emissions, and being less pollutive, but the whole Global Warming is just a passing fad if you ask me. However, I had an epiphany the other day while driving, and I think it’ll lessen our automobile carbon emissions by 50%.
Make it a LOT more difficult to obtain, and keep, a drivers license.
There are a LOT of stupid, oblivious drivers out there. If we revoked their license because of their stupidity and put them on public transportation, buses would run full, less traffic and subsequent traffic jams would occur, demand for gas would go down thus lowering the price, and, for the environmentalists out there, our ‘Carbon Footprint’ wouldn’t be nearly as much.
Can I have a Nobel Peace Prize now? After all, if Al Gore gets one for making a movie and organizing a worldwide concert that used countless amounts of energy and created countless amounts of pollutants to make us all aware of how sloppy we are, surely this real world idea of mine deserves an award too. I think I’ll go ahead and apply, and include my application fee. Is that how it works? Do I have to become a liberal too?